Santa Vacation, Details and Information
August 31st, 2010Santa Claus continues his vacation!

This is Santa’s longest vacation ever. He has been spotted all over the world in all kinds of exotic locations before he returns to the North Pole to ensure the elves are well prepared for this year’s holiday season. People all over the Portland and Seattle area’s have started placing reservations to have him at company parties, holiday galas, mall photo stations, and more- and all the while Santa is out and about having what some people might consider a little too much of a good time.
Poppa Razzi (Former workshop elf, turned Clowns Unlimited informant) has been sharpening his photography skills, scuba skills, and has made it a personal goal to capture Santa Claus on this vacation. Poppa described his encounters with the Jolly old Guy as not only difficult, but has also made mention of Santa’s elusiveness being entirely suspicious. He asks one question: “Just what exactly is the old man hiding?”
After weeks of only finding trails, hints, and left scraps of the old elf- Poppa recently meandered upon a Scuba Instructor who was happy to indulge some information on the whereabouts of “Big Red.” Poppa staged himself under the sea to get this exclusive photo of Mr. Claus.
The response from Mr. Claus regarding the photo, was that this is less a vacation- and is more of a work trip… He states that he was actually under the sea examining a more effective method for him to deliver presents across the world using a deep system of underwater caves and streams.
Poppa Razzi disagreed entirely, and stated that even though this sounds like a good reason for the elf to be under the ocean- it was entirely untrue. Poppa stated that though he did not capture it on camera, “Santa had a harpoon in his possession” and that the old elf “was merely down there settling a deep craving for seafood.”
The true reason for the under sea voyage remains unknown. But it is at least – a very cool picture!
Another candid shot was achieved by Mr. Razzi later in the week when he meandered upon a very quiet beach following an uncommonly familiar trail of cookie crumbs, the sound of jingling bells, and deep footprints that could only have been created by a very large being…
As Poppa rounded the corner to the beach, he saw Mr. Claus doing something that we at Clowns Unlimited had never imagined seeing. And he did manage to snap a great Photo of this amazing sight:
Poppa Razzi claims that Santa is ignoring his responsibilities, and that if people planning for the holiday season do not “get on the bus” and get their planning started soon- it may be one of the more difficult years to get a hold of the elf for parties and events. “He will simply be to busy with last minute stuff on his end to be able to help with appearances at various people’s last minute parties and events…”
This warning is one which we at Clowns Unlimited take very seriously- SO all you holiday party planners out there, call us now and reserve your dates. Let’s start discussing the entertainment options and possibilities that can be put aside for your date!







